i got dropped from my women's literature class by solarike

chat i am not performative

i'm like jonah hill by solarike

if you ignore everything that makes me different from jonah hill

watching heteroslop by solarike

rigby and eileen compilations on youtube ima be honest idk what heteroslop even means i'm very out of touch with the times

call me 007 by solarike

0 money 0 gf 67777777777777777777777777

what chyall know about taking 1 unit in a semester by solarike

is that the meta

i got asked if i wanted to feature on an album by solarike

yesterday i saw that it got released with me notably not on it did i accidentally decline being on it 😭

i volunteered at a church retreat one time and the kids started bullying me by solarike

they jumped me in the bunks with pillows and robbed my flashlight then proceeded to call me "big moco"

my sister has both a soundcloud rapper brother and entrepreneur brother by solarike

should she kill both of them (i am one of them)

i brought a picture of meowbahh to prom and started showing women her there by solarike

is that the method

i was dancing next to someone at prom by solarike

and i watched him start dancing with a group of women while i was standing right next to him just staring at what was going on. i actually got cooked so hard there negative 1000000000 aura

i dmed meowbahh asking her out to prom by solarike

the message failed to send

what do you call a woman who is single by solarike

woah

the woman i was gonna ask out to prom asked another woman out instead by solarike

that is now 5/9 people i've been interested in who are not straight // perhaps this is my magic power

HOW DID SHE KNOW by solarike

i'm washed

i leave for one second by solarike

and sdan comes back and quits again that's it i'm leaving for another second

i'm sick by solarike

sick awesome!!!!! but also actually sick i hate this

valentine's day is TOMORROW and iont got a valentine by solarike

i'm about to be like denzel valentine airballing a three in the final seconds

is dis a bar by solarike

my clock stopped at 12:14, i never catch an L

valentine's day is coming up by solarike

i'm broke and also very single

I am posting this in Fullerton CA by solarike

hello

Caleb Williams is my enemy by solarike

why did you throw that

asu nursing majors be like by solarike

what's up i'm a nursing major

i am posting from a truck stop in Moreno Valley by solarike

what's up guys

i have to listen to classical music for my music class by solarike

hold up... his writing is this fire???

intersession has begun by solarike

he realized he ain't built for this 💀 (he is me)

Screw You #1 by solarike

one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone does 2 truths 1 lie and the lie is something that is mostly true but has like 1 detail wrong. Like, screw you??? I got it mostly right; it's not my fault that you're a coward who doesn't want to go big or ...

hi i am franklin by solarike

"hello" - franklin from GTA 5

get trolled theveryfirst by solarike

unless you make a post after... that would be awkward

drew gooden is awesome by solarike

i be watching drew Gooden

this is a message to someone who was supposed to release their album by solarike

they were supposed to release it yesterday... umm.... no names but WHERE'S MY ALBUMMMMMMMMMM

i'm posting this while actively judging people in a competition by solarike

i am not a good judge (i already wrote my comments and am just waiting for more to write)

merry christmas by solarike

wait what do you mean we have 19 days left wth

did you know by solarike

did you know that in 2007 i caused the 2008 housing crisis

i barely passed my bio class by solarike

i needed a 75% on the final exam to pass and i got an 81% let's gooooooooooo (i did not deserve that i lowk should have failed)

i have an addiction #2 by solarike

i have a research paper for a class that i need to complete to pass it and it's due by class at 10 am. it is currently 1:25 am. i was supposed to write it all week but i got distracted by rateyourmusic.com plz help me beat this addiction

i have an addiction by solarike

i've spent so long on rateyourmusic.com that my grades are unironically falling and i have finals coming up plz help

who the frick's fav combo Turbos and Nerds???? by solarike

(turbos are knockoff takis btw which makes this even more confusing this combo is the equivalent of bipolar disorder)

a man walks into a bar by solarike

"hi i'm bart!" bartender: "kys"

i saw a funny joke on twitter by solarike

a snake walks into a bar bartender: "how did you do that"

that one mf doom song where he says "super!" by solarike

google show me a picture of my grandson nathan

neutral wizard causes nothing at walmart by solarike

bruh

fciw neutral man be like by solarike

i have no opinions regarding the last post.

i just remembered my edgy phase get it out of my head by solarike

i got my edgy phase comically late... i thought that i had somehow skipped the phase because of my time watching r/im14andthisisdeep reddit videos and knowing it was cringe. i was wrong. sophomore year was when i got into it. violent "jokes", offensi...

meet bailiff joe by solarike

he's my new pfp he goes so hard

new pfp by solarike

this dude is my goat

kid named by solarike

the back of my head hurts owwwwww... i did a quick stroke test and i am not having a stroke yet it still hurts when i move it... did i hit my head in my sleep???

kid named kid named by solarike

gurt: yo

nathan posts something to fciw.net by solarike

"uhhhh h-h-hey guys! uhh what's up! then. period. end of quotations. toast. post, not toast. post. post visibility? public. and toast. and post. and post. and post. and post. when are you gonna post it? you have to add the laughing sound effect *inse...

i got bored of posting by solarike

idk how esteblook does it bruh

oh yeah also day 2 of posting on fciw.net every day by solarike

until i get a gf or i get bored of the bit (probably the latter)