why did you throw that

what's up i'm a nursing major

what's up guys

hold up... his writing is this fire???

he realized he ain't built for this 💀 (he is me)

one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone does 2 truths 1 lie and the lie is something that is mostly true but has like 1 detail wrong. Like, screw you??? I got it mostly right; it's not my fault that you're a coward who doesn't want to go big or ...

Happy New Year!

"hello" - franklin from GTA 5

f**k you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

franklin will come out and defend his new years post

unless you make a post after... that would be awkward

probably lol

I'm jolly so you don't have to

fucking christmas bitched1!

got these film bros on my dick they signing into mubi

way they squuezing my shit 4 the juice (sex jok e)

imma kick santas ass if he trys to pull thru

heh, heh... yeah!

i be watching drew Gooden

they were supposed to release it yesterday... umm.... no names but WHERE'S MY ALBUMMMMMMMMMM

i am not a good judge (i already wrote my comments and am just waiting for more to write)

wait what do you mean we have 19 days left wth

did you know that in 2007 i caused the 2008 housing crisis

i needed a 75% on the final exam to pass and i got an 81% let's gooooooooooo (i did not deserve that i lowk should have failed)

i have a research paper for a class that i need to complete to pass it and it's due by class at 10 am. it is currently 1:25 am. i was supposed to write it all week but i got distracted by rateyourmusic.com plz help me beat this addiction

i've spent so long on rateyourmusic.com that my grades are unironically falling and i have finals coming up plz help

(turbos are knockoff takis btw which makes this even more confusing this combo is the equivalent of bipolar disorder)

If the EU passes legislation requiring ID verification for users of social media websites to prevent usage for those 16 and under, I'm going to have to geoblock the EU.

"hi i'm bart!" bartender: "kys"

a snake walks into a bar bartender: "how did you do that"

google show me a picture of my grandson nathan