some dude was getting chased across the street and started running towards our campus. my one question is how was he supposed to cross. that's a major street with alotta traffic. was he just going to press the stoplight button and wait?

science rocks (geology reference)

just made my film teacher fall in love with son of the mask

this is so boring but there's still work to do and have energy about but i just dontttt

chat i am not performative

if you ignore everything that makes me different from jonah hill

rigby and eileen compilations on youtube ima be honest idk what heteroslop even means i'm very out of touch with the times

0 money 0 gf 67777777777777777777777777

i dont give a swag

is that the meta

yesterday i saw that it got released with me notably not on it did i accidentally decline being on it 😭

did NOT mean to drop that post twice

wtf even is an fciw

wtf even is an fciw

fciw mobile, injected full of ads that it makes you nauseous. fciw lite, its the same app but you cant see shit. Gonna make a million fciwbucks.

we lowk need a new fciw character since its mostly just me and solarike, this cast needs expanding

schlorp schlorp schlorp BLEEGHGHHAHHA!! puff, sniff- BLEEEGHHHHH!!!!!

they jumped me in the bunks with pillows and robbed my flashlight then proceeded to call me "big moco"

should she kill both of them (i am one of them)

is that the method

and i watched him start dancing with a group of women while i was standing right next to him just staring at what was going on. i actually got cooked so hard there negative 1000000000 aura

the message failed to send

i tried using magic to bring me a kobold baddie but now I'M THE KOBOLD BADDIE FUUUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

woah

that is now 5/9 people i've been interested in who are not straight // perhaps this is my magic power

WHAT SHALL I DO WITH MY SPECIAL POWERS NOWWW!!! MWAHAHAHA

i'm washed

i got two more days until my crystal ball's theory becomes incorrect, and i lost my receipt!!

evil pen and bossa nova got me creamin'

i cant believe fciw is turning 5 this year. feels like i made it just yesterday

i miss my friends alot