i hate when people "ship" others who are ALREADY TOGETHER EITHER IRL OR FICTIONAL like it's even worse for real couples cuz it's like. at least with fictional, you can debate about who is the best for each other. irl, you're literally "shipping" literal couples. like bruh. ISN'T THE WHOLE POINT OF SHIPPING TO PAIR TWO (fictional) PEOPLE TOGETHER TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD FUNCTION AS A COUPLE. IT DOESN'T WORK IF THEY ARE CANONICALLY ONE ALREADY!!!!