ever tried going to a fancy dinner and then pulling out vodka and get drunk and start chainsmoking aggressively?

one time i was taking a walk like the ushe just chainsmoking away on my guava ice, when there was a cross light and a little boy hanging close to his mother. while i was mid tappage on a giant fucking cloud of guava madness this little cretin looks at me. the smoke exits my mouth and the boy exclaims " i want to try " now i dont see any harm in this, as vapor smoke is a lot less harmful than the known cigarette smoke, so i give him the device to keep. the mother looked at me with the proudest most indearing look and now i have a noble peace priz