THERES A SCARY MAN IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AWAY HE BACKS OFF HOWEVER WHEN I MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT HE MOVES IN. HOW DO I GET HIM TO NOT DO DIABOLICAL THINGS TO ME AND/OR MY CORPSE AFTER RHE INEVITABLY PWNS ME? I JUST DON'T REALLY GET IT .... . . KIND OF SCARY. I MEAN ITS LIKE ALMOST SATURDAY! THATS MY FAVORITE DAY..... ITS LIKE.... TGIF EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FRIDAY!!!! ITS SATURDAY!!!! GUYS.... I DON'T REALY WANNA GO DOWN LIKE THIS BUT I THINK I HAVE TO FLEX MY SECOND AMMENDMENT WRITES AND FREAKIN GUN THIS HONKEY DOWN LIKE A STUPID FUCKING CHI HWA HWA... I HAVE FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE ATF HOW COULD YOU TELL?
ANYWAY I'M THINKING OF DEFENDING MYSELF... SHOULD I?