Hinkle (real last name)
Dingle
Bill Ding
Bill Loney
Dick Bender (real sports person, yes, i am fr)
Dick Burns
Dick Bush (real person, fr)
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist, deadass)
Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse)
R. Slicker
Dixie Normous (ok it isnt real but imagine how funny if it was)
Pierce Cox (ouch! ouch! ouch!)
Dick Johnson (bro was really called Dick Dick)
Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person)
Iona Stonehouse (also alledgedly a real person)
Gaye Barr (sounds pleasant)
Dr. Surgeon (a real doctor from Stamford, CT)

literally who tf