I'm jolly so you don't have to

fucking christmas bitched1!

got these film bros on my dick they signing into mubi

way they squuezing my shit 4 the juice (sex jok e)

imma kick santas ass if he trys to pull thru

heh, heh... yeah!

i be watching drew Gooden

they were supposed to release it yesterday... umm.... no names but WHERE'S MY ALBUMMMMMMMMMM

i am not a good judge (i already wrote my comments and am just waiting for more to write)

wait what do you mean we have 19 days left wth

did you know that in 2007 i caused the 2008 housing crisis

i needed a 75% on the final exam to pass and i got an 81% let's gooooooooooo (i did not deserve that i lowk should have failed)

i have a research paper for a class that i need to complete to pass it and it's due by class at 10 am. it is currently 1:25 am. i was supposed to write it all week but i got distracted by rateyourmusic.com plz help me beat this addiction

i've spent so long on rateyourmusic.com that my grades are unironically falling and i have finals coming up plz help

(turbos are knockoff takis btw which makes this even more confusing this combo is the equivalent of bipolar disorder)

If the EU passes legislation requiring ID verification for users of social media websites to prevent usage for those 16 and under, I'm going to have to geoblock the EU.

"hi i'm bart!" bartender: "kys"

a snake walks into a bar bartender: "how did you do that"

google show me a picture of my grandson nathan

bruh

there was no fciw in 2002!!!!!!!!

i have no opinions regarding the last post.

EEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA FCIW BATMAN I AM GOING TO BLOW UP THE FCIW CHILDRENS HOSPITAL

My last post was made in a spot of weakness, please forgive me, and forget it existed. otherwise pass me a fine scaly babe/hunk's info

any kobold baddies interested in a fciw girl

i got my edgy phase comically late... i thought that i had somehow skipped the phase because of my time watching r/im14andthisisdeep reddit videos and knowing it was cringe. i was wrong. sophomore year was when i got into it. violent "jokes", offensi...

he's my new pfp he goes so hard

this dude is my goat

the back of my head hurts owwwwww... i did a quick stroke test and i am not having a stroke yet it still hurts when i move it... did i hit my head in my sleep???

gurt: yo

lag compensation and desync resolution make me want to cry